I've been a good girl all year long. Well, that's not totally true I guess. I've been good sometime, especially when it's convenient for me. Do I get points for honesty? It's not like you didn't already know this.
Anyway, now that we've got the formalities out of the way, let me tell you what I want for Christmas. But first we need to discuss past Christmas presents. I want to make sure you get it right this time.
Do you remember the year I asked for a new bag to carry
I wanted this
You brought me this. Not exactly what I had in mind.
I guess I should've been more specific.
I gotta give you points for when I was younger I asked for a hot guy who rode a Harley. Thank, I've really enjoyed that gift.
However I didn't consider the durability of that gift. It didn't hold up well over time and now I'm stuck with this......... Maybe you could bring him a shirt this year?
Then another year I asked for kids that I could cherish to make my life complete
You delivered the cutest little darlings. Ahhhh, the memories of all those moments to treasure. Thanks a lot Santa.
Then I remember when I asked for my teenage son to do something with his long hair, this really isn't what I meant. Uhhmm.
You know what Santa, I think I'll just handle this years gift on my own.