Letter to Santa

Dear Santa

I've been a good girl all year long.  Well, that's not totally true I guess.  I've been good sometime, especially when it's convenient for me.  Do I get points for honesty?  It's not like you didn't already know this.

Anyway, now that we've got the formalities out of the way, let me tell you what I want for Christmas.  But first we need to discuss past Christmas presents.  I want to make sure you get it right this time.

Do you remember the year I asked for a new bag to carry  
I wanted this
     


You brought me this.  Not exactly what I had in mind.  
I guess I should've been more specific. 





I gotta give you points for when I was younger I asked for a hot guy who rode a Harley.  Thank, I've really enjoyed that gift.
    

We had some awesome times riding our Harley's.

However I didn't consider the durability of that gift. It didn't hold up well over time and now I'm stuck with this.........  Maybe you could bring him a shirt this year?



Then another year I asked for kids that I could cherish to make my life complete
You delivered the cutest little darlings.  Ahhhh, the memories of all those moments to treasure.  Thanks a lot Santa.

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Then I remember when I asked for my teenage son to do something with his long hair, this really isn't what I meant.  Uhhmm.


You know what Santa, I think I'll just handle this years gift on my own.
Thanks anyway,

Angel